Tonight, we gave birth to a beautiful baby bowl, and her name is Evita. (Our Akita, if you will.) We had training and pictures tonight. 

Why is it that people who talk with a Southern accent are REALLY impossible to understand when they talk quickly? Pageants are so strange. Like really. The fat lady says she’s not really like that, but do we believe her?? noooo.

Marky is on the floor. It’s go time.

Sounds like a good time to me! My drawings should be put in a book, I think. They are pretty brilliant. Especially the one of a crab playing baseball. Or an ice skating rink. Or a paintbrush.

The commute home tonight ACTUALLY took six years. It was disgusting. And then I thought we were in a nightmare after taking a break with my boyfran (Mr Carbs) and walking through the rain in the same night. When did Betty White become the most popular celeb of the year??

WHAT WERE WE LISTENING TO IN BRIANS ROOM???

Miley Cyrus is a little skank. I’m sick of this Last Song shit. GET OUT MY FACE.

To waking up at 7 AM, watching True Life, and eating tortilla chips,

M&M, reunited.