Mark and Maureen : The Untold Story.
Wait a Hot Second.

I need to blog.

If we’re going to get high, we’re gonna get it right.

We’re here with Capn Carbs, Talking Carl, and Psychopathic Dragon. Jilly Hilly was here too, but she left to get up at 6 am. iPhones are so weird. Let’s make a prank phone call. 

Carl keeps getting scoobs and I don’t know why. My desk is incomplete and everyone’s laughing at it. It’s the Mark and Maureen Show, and they can’t speak. Why do you think you’re in Asia? What is this joke? Fruit Peach Face Man? 

This is a joke. Like the half-peach head man. WTF. 

This is a joke you’re going to tell your kids and your kids kids and your kids kids etc,

Enough for tonight,

Love M&M&CC&TC&PD.