Mark and Maureen : The Untold Story.
There is a Fucking Dead Man on This Computer. That Man is Me.

DJ Tik: Wait, What’d you say?

Carbs: You’re welcome.

DJ Tik: Oh, I thought you said “Lots of gum”!

The Walter Coggin Blog is the most hilarious thing I have ever done. Wait, guys, stop…I just thought I was the fire alarm. You’re a beauty salon, now. 

Oh, beauty school drop outs. Naturally. Where’s the chapstick? I was dreading it’s voice I don’t give a SHIT where your chapstick is!

It’s already 1:16. Fuck.

Time for a short walk. Yep, that’s what I meant.

Love <3 M,M,DJ,MC