Can actually make.. a paper. And.. A fantastic breath mint. (please look back to the previous blog and skip to the breath mint part) We can’t wait for the Stories on Friday.

“Do you have a plastic bottle?”

DONT CALL MY NAME!

I sucked Ralph Nader tonight. Me? Maureen? Both? The answer is both. And Scott. And Jeff and Pat. He is no longer Independent and Undecided.. He is a homosexual.

The 22 Karat Gold plates that we own, will blow up if you put them in the microwave. 

Name.. CHECK Name… CHECK. Next list. SDIFDOSLFJDISJFIOdj

This is going to be our thought of the night:

Why is it that one can’t burp? Mark? Maureen? Mr. Carbs? The answer is Maureen. She can’t burp, it just sounds like she is sharting in her throat. Mark however has NO shame when it comes to the art of belching. 

Burping is the relief that Maureen is missing in her life. 

If I couldn’t burp, I would die. 

We’ll be right back after this commercial burp.

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I am pretending I am a talk show host.