I am currently one vErYyY happy homo right now. Bova’s treats, air conditioner and a comfy couch.

My quote of the night: “I just realized why I’m not welcomed by the homosexual community. I’m wearing gym clothes, smell and haven’t showered, hair is a mess, I’m schoobie”ing”, I’m slouched down with my legs wide opened and with two massive desserts and a Coke.”

What if thats what I was like all the time? That’d be really fucking gross. I literally shower at LEAST once or twice a day. Oops.

Hopefully watch friends tonight while wishing I was swimming in a pool. Oh, my best friend from home ditched me again. Hooker just don’t appreciate me.

AND I was on the phone today with my bestie from Chi-town. We will call him.. “Immy”.. like Timmy with no T. He’s great and is hoping to be a valet parker for the next 6 weeks. WIN!

Back to the couch and fattening desserts.