Mark and Maureen : The Untold Story.
I tried posting last night too

My father is currently watching this weird basement remodeling show and the people who have the nicest basements that was the mo$t co$t efficient. Some biddies just won almost 10,000. 

…Get me on that show.

Anyway, Lizz is currently getting her haircut in my kitchen. She wants to be a real lesbian so she is CHOPPING her hair. That shit is the gayest reason I’ve ever heard.

My dad is in the chair next to me. I think I’m like OBVI not norms but oh wells. Gunna be in troubs tomorrow.

Weather is CRAY here. In beantown

Still need to do my OL letters. I guess I’ll do it tomorrow at work.

Friends here and need to act not flying like Elphiee

<3Em to the Ay to the Are to the Kay to the Why.