The crumbiest cookie ever… like legit crumbs.

The cookie was really good.

At work tonight, my friends Jon and Andrew came in, it was fantastic. THey were hungry (wink wink) and I gave them free desserts. I’m a good friend. =)

Tomorrow I work a double. I got the DUMBEST email today targeting me about asking for days off from my boss. NEXT. I ain’t the one to hear this. NOT ME!

I thought I was an African Princess for a minute.

Marla closed her eyes and thought she was in the Max Cafe at school eating Chicken Fingers and Fries with a Diet Coke. I lost it.

Lesson for night and my biggest question to you:

The woman on Sex in the City, cannot act.. repeat.. CANNOT act. Why was the show so popular but they blew? My guesses…

1) Sarah JP’s nose

2) All their boobs

3) To see SJP’s bad hair.

4) Praying they were going to see a penis (lets face it.. girls and gays watch that shit.. they all want some penis.)

There were some dramatic scenes done tonight that really should have been rethought and recast. If all of them can become Famous, I think I have a pretty good shot.

Another thought: How have I lost 5 pounds when all I do is eat? whatever.

Night night

MarkyYyYyYy